Whats the wierdiest thing your human has ever done

[Alexei & Kryii]

Something extremly weird and sometimes scary is how polite Alexei is. After all of these years in the US (no offense, but it is a rather impolite country), he will open doors, ofer people a hand when they are standing up, wipe his mouth at dinner, actually say "sir" to men he doesn't know without the hint of mocking most people have...

Believe it or not, but little Coloradan Alexei is a gentleman, by God...

[|3200k1]

Alexei said:

Something extremly weird and sometimes scary is how polite Alexei is. After all of these years in the US (no offense, but it is a rather impolite country), he will open doors, ofer people a hand when they are standing up, wipe his mouth at dinner, actually say "sir" to men he doesn't know without the hint of mocking most people have...

Believe it or not, but little Coloradan Alexei is a gentleman, by God...

Aww...How sweet. ^-^
Mine does that,too. Well,except for the sir or ma'am part. The rest of the stuff she does. She smiles to people on the streets, and everything. Maybe it's just because we're in the south. People down here really are nicer.

[Alexei & Kryii]

I agree. We've family in Okalhoma, in Texas, and in Louisiana. And people really are nicer, or at least more polite. Maybe it is how long the idea of dueling lasted in that part of the country... you didn't want you behind shot off, neh?

Kryii... I hate it when you slide from Oxford accent to that Southern Belle... Ug! Ug I say!

>.> I did? Damnit!

[Zoe 'n' Calosta]

Ah well I'm in the UK, I guess it depends here but people are pretty polite. I'm nice to old people, I volunteer at the local psychiatric hospital because my great grandmother lives there. Thank god I don't have to do anything disgusting, just do the filing and sort out their personal possessions and wheel them down to the visiting area. I help with the rounds too, handing out medicines etc

A heart of gold this one. That's not really weird, but her little sister, yes you Lowri, has a phobia of the elderly so she thinks Zoe's a freak for actually helping the nurses with their jobs and not getting paid. But Lowri also has no morals.

[Essulf]

teh said:

OO! OO! My turn! *just remembered* In 4th grade mine and a few of her friends dressed up as Spice Girls and lip synced and danced up in front of the ENTIRE elementary school! XD She was posh spice.....
-_-; I hate you.

0_0;;






XD
XD

We are SO calling you Posh from now on.

Now, to stay on topic... Wow. I just realized that this whole topic is devoted to Drew. Heh, He's done so many weird things, but I think the weirdest/grossest/funniest thing he's ever done was dress like an old man (with beard and everything) and gone into a food lion and rather loudly purchasing a big cucumber, a tube of lubrication, and a box of condoms. Oh man, there were no eyes that were not on him!

Oh man, that's great... I still can't belive I did that.

[Zoe 'n' Calosta]

XD Oh my god! I can't believe you had the nerve to do that! Oh god I am so going to try that! Eew wait I didn't mean - no I meant. Oh god.

My girl has a dirty mind Has a way of embarassing herself easily too.

[evil_midnight_fox]

Daisy soooo has OCD! Same with Toni, its like... must get over line! Or, must be first to the room. Otherwise she thinks she will die -_-".... how lame..

Thanks alot! Your lamer!!!

Your sad... Why dont you like me? *sulks*

Oh dear..

[Alexei & Kryii]

At the mall here, there used to be a really poopy pet shop. Well, Alexei was with a friend who has since moved to California, and they looked at the animals, then went to the food court.

Walking past some sub shop, they make comments like "no fresh meat?" "where are the animals?" and "we'd jsut better go back to...," well, whatever that pet shop was called. It was funny.

And he's asked for Taco McNuggets at Burger King and Wendy's.

And once, wanting BBQ sauce at Wendy's, he asked for Arby's Sauce. Arby's Sauce. It's true! HE DID!

[Tyrannus et Callida]

Alexei said:

Believe it or not, but little Coloradan Alexei is a gentleman, by God...

So's mine. He's sweet and polite, but if you screw with him, he can turn nasty fast. One of the few things that'll get him is if you throw something at him. Do that, and he'll first yell, then try to break your arm on the second throw. But, he's very polite if you don't get on his bad side.

[WanderIntoTheSky]

Fast Food antics seem to be rather common so here's one. This guy here walked through the drive thru at KFC with a few friends once, which got a few scowls and no service.

[emily]

Essulf said:

Heh, He's done so many weird things, but I think the weirdest/grossest/funniest thing he's ever done was dress like an old man (with beard and everything) and gone into a food lion and rather loudly purchasing a big cucumber, a tube of lubrication, and a box of condoms. Oh man, there were no eyes that were not on him!

Oh man, that's great... I still can't belive I did that.

Bahaha you're my idol!

Now you've gone and put ideas in her head.

(:

One time, in the middle of january, she decided that cool kids don't need jackets, and went to a concert in a stupid little sweater. And then tackled her friend down a snowhill, stole his jacket and took off, shouting obscenities at innocent bystanders.

I was cold, and it seemed like a good idea.

And then she has these wierd episodes where she will interrupt whoever is talking to tell them they have to be quiet for a second because she is freaking out.

I'm sure it happens to everyone.

Erherm. And then there are her 'anger grr!' moments where she will rant about everything from bono to the canadian nickel until no one will listen anymore. She's quite popular with the gentlemen.

Everyone hates bono, they just don't know it yet is all.

[Essulf]

Hah, thank you.

*ahem!* DAEMONS ONLY! Yeah, he's always doing weird stuff like that for a cheap laugh. We're trying to find a good video camera so we can put these things online, but...

...But we're broke.

Yes. Broke. But now we have a one-emily fan club! ^_^

Ain't it the truth?

[|3200k1]

Graferga! Posh...ffffttttt.....
XD Thats mah' girl. But fer her sake,PLEASE, when/if we get a job at a fast food place...jsut...don't do taht. think of her. please.

[Annie]

Oh, boy. This could get interesting.

Hannah does the counting thing too. She used to freak if she had to step on a crack without having took 2 steps in the square yet. Now she's sorta normal. Also, she used to hop around her grandparent's house, never letting her feet touch a crack in the tiles. Her grandparents have cool tiles! Hannah has an interesting way of going about problems. In math, she'll take a completely different route while working on a system that nobody else can understand. She can do it in her head, but not the other way. That's bad for her because then she won't get credit for doing the problem. So she just scribbles numbers.

There are other odd things, but I can't remember them right now. I'll come back later.

[evil_midnight_fox]

Hahah Posh Spice eh? Man some of these are funny. My human is currently doing her History homework, and is struggling. Theres scribbles all over it. She needs to learn not to rip or tear or destroy her homework in any way hahaha. But that condom story is hilarious! Tut tut!