Leah
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Post by Leah on May 1, 2005 15:23:30 GMT -5
5. >>Forgotten the name, but it involves Denzel Washington, mind control, implants, and the American government. The Manchurian Candidate? Top 5 Bands: 1. SR-71 2. Unwritten Law 3. Sugarcult 4. The Goo Goo Dolls 5. Third Eye Blind Top 5 Shows: 1. Lost 2. Family Guy 3. House 4. Whose Line Is It Anyway 5. Smallville Top 5 Forms: 1. Coyote 2. Black fox 3. Painted bunting 4. Dragon 5. Snake
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Post by cock of teh walk on May 1, 2005 21:17:01 GMT -5
i cannot ever remember a single fangirl moment in my life.Ever. Probably because I have never had one 'thing' band, brand etc that Ive adored. Yeah..but for you guys...Ill try. The Top 5 -Whatever You Want This List to Be- 1. 2 parts confused 1 parts energy 4 parts emotionally interesting 3 parts in heart with someone Layer ingredients in a crystal tumbler. Add a line of lustfulness off a police auctioned ferrari for effect. Do.Not.Overindulge. 2. Sylvia (laughing): I told you it was a young lad, I did, didn't I? Roger: Yes, honey, you did. Sylvia: And you thought it was a girl, silly. That's what they want you to think, that's why they dress them up like that, with all that bright makeup and things. It's funny, don't you think, the way they dress up those young lads like that? Roger: Yes, honey. The couple stops in the middle of the stage. They are silent for a while. Sylvia: Did you have a good time at least? Roger: Oh yes, a jolly good time. Sylvia: Splendid. Silence. Sylvia: Did you like the midgets? Roger: Mmmm...yes. Sylvia: Isn’t it lovely the way they are, like tiny men. (Pause) They look awfully bothered though; I wonder if it’s because they have tiny hearts. Do they have tiny hearts Roger? Roger: Well, I suppose they do. 3. girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short and wear shirts and boots 'cause it's ok to be a boy, for girls, it's like promotion. but for a boy, to look like a girl is degrading, because secretly you believe that being a girl is degrading 4. a girl wakes up. kidnapped? naked, trapped in a tiny room with a canary for company ( only ). Series of black outs , wherein every time she wakes up, she finds feathers have been plucked from the bird and sewn into her skin. Up her arms and in twin lines on either side of her spine. One time she wakes up to find the bird dead, nearly featherless, naked helpless. Its heart has been cut out and sewn to a golden necklace, hanging from her neck. a dark red heart that blossoms on her chest, expanding and contracting , a beat on beat. the love spreads stream by stream in a direct line to her âme. pain , sores , bleeding arms. Coma follows. the prince returns . he knows his job. awaken the princess [parody on prince and fool] he is good looking charming good hearted brave. good on paper, best guy out there, leading man for a lovely lady. Dark room, sunset. He leans in for duty. Bend over , lips on lips, flesh on flesh to wake you . Tension, height . wait to work your magic. No . try again. Once more. Still? Go further. Further than that. Push your luck. Go on . there is no too far. He goes on. and on. The prince does not wake up the princess by kissing her, but by making love to her .slow, vicious, fucking. be gentle, she sleeps in your arms. In the morning light, all is clear, and still, she does not wake. Frightened by failure, weak by nature, the prince stumbles out. He could not wake his princess. it is nine months later, when she finally wakes. Pain put her asleep, pain will wake her. The baby is born, a boy. Golden haired like her. Golden Golden everywhere. Golden is the burden you carry on your head. and she is gold. Yellow pale shimmering golden. Body starved like an Auswitchz survivor. Hair neck length, thick bangs. Arm hair leg hair pubic hair, all golden yellow white. Pure yellow feathers sewn onto red rough scars that will never heal. A hardened heart that beats on and on and on her own. She picks up her baby boy and the blanket she lay on and climbs and climbs and climbs until she is at the top of her prison. Wooden doors, stone walls. The top is blue skies for miles. Music in your ears, too brilliant to handle. She ties the ends of the blankets to her wrists, rips off a strip to carry her baby, her precious boy so new, but so precious already. She straps him to her, the blanket to her wrists. Boy strapped on front, blanket on back. She steps up. Feet on cold stone , eyes up, knees bent. fall free 5.
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Post by Kiba on May 2, 2005 6:42:38 GMT -5
top five foods: 5. Italian ( Pizza, Fettachina Alfredo ) 4. Ethiopian ( kuskus, humus ) 3. Indian ( Palak, Nahn, and Dahl ) 2. Chinese ( Lo Mein, hot and sour soup ) 1. Japanese ( sushi, miso soup )
top five ways to Die:
5. Burn to Death 4. Electrocution 3. Drowning 2. Esficiation 1. Naturaly
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Alexei & Kryii
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[Corleone]Whiskas? I don't need no stinkin' Whiskas.[/Corleone]
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Post by Alexei & Kryii on May 2, 2005 14:24:36 GMT -5
I await the inevitable question... *grin* And I like Dahl, too. And Miso soup. [quote author=HepCat [ le FRANKIE ] link=board=general&thread=1114908244&start=16#1 date=1115000221]3. girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short and wear shirts and boots 'cause it's ok to be a boy, for girls, it's like promotion. but for a boy, to look like a girl is degrading, because secretly you believe that being a girl is degrading [/quote] Degrading? Honey, I wear these pumps better than any girl on here, I'll bet you!!!!! ;D Besides, only I could pull off this dress.
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Post by cock of teh walk on May 2, 2005 21:24:07 GMT -5
I admit, you do look fabulous. ;)Way to work those curves, girl. As for Top Five Ways to die...I have One Top Way To Die, but if you really want to know youll have to pm me , because Im very jealous of my fabulous idea. If someone were to die that way before me.......*shakes fist*
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Post by WanderIntoTheSky on May 2, 2005 22:23:48 GMT -5
Top 5 bands: Let's not make this too hard 1. Armor For Sleep 2. Asian Kung-Fu Generation 3. Ash 4. Franz Ferdinand 5. L'arc~En~Ciel
Top 5 Shows: 1. House 2. FLCL 3. Family Guy 4. MXC 5. Trigun
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Post by StephXZed on May 2, 2005 23:34:36 GMT -5
Manchurian Candidate. But the original was better. Top five Westerns: 5: Tied for a few John Wayne Flicks, though "The Quiet Man" is a better Duke picture. ^^ 4: Blazing Saddles (danged good, w00t)/Back to the Future III-- "Uh, yeah, I'm, uh, Clint Eastwood." Go Comedy!!!! 3: Fistful of Dollars (Based, I believe on the Samurai flick "Yojimbo," but the Eastwood one was better.) 2: Two Mules for Sister Sara 1: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Okay, I admit it, I like Clint Eastwood better than John Wayne. Sue me. Waaaay better. BUT NOT BETTER THEN LEE VAN CLEEF. ;D
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Post by cock of teh walk on May 3, 2005 13:46:28 GMT -5
make them spend a night in a haunted house before they can claim their money. Ensure they die painfully so no other family members will want to try to get your money. Die peacefullly knowing no on ewill ever take your treasures away from you. In fact, have them buried inside you, sewed into your organs. Place your coffin under the haunted house.
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KK
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Kili, changeling no more.
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Post by KK on May 3, 2005 15:49:34 GMT -5
Hmmmm...
Top five things to do with the items in your will. 1. Leave all your furniture the the relative with the least space to store it. 2. Leave all your excersize equipment to the fattest relative. 3. Leave your beanie baby collection to your grumpy old uncle. 4. Leave your super fast high tech computer to your old fashioned grandparents. 5. Leave your handgun to your three year old grandson.
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Post by Cat on May 3, 2005 16:43:13 GMT -5
Top Five Songs: 1. From First to Last- "Ride the Wings of Pestilence" 2. Orgy- "Stitches" 3. Green Day- "Holiday" 4. Papa Roach- "Harder Than a Coffin Nail" 5. Billy Talent- "When I Was a Little Girl"
Top Five TV Shows: 1. Lost 2. House MD 3. Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 4. Medium 5. Doctor Who ( the new series ^^ )
Pocket's Top Five Forms: 1. Japoro-mongoose hybrid 2. Silver fox 3. Maine Coon cat 4. White tiger 5. Red-tailed hawk
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Post by Annie on May 3, 2005 16:59:23 GMT -5
That's like suffocation...right? *looks it up* Because I'm geeky like that.
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Post by Kaye&Lanh on May 3, 2005 18:40:05 GMT -5
Top Five Hottest Guy Celebs (in no order, since it issohardto choose) 1. Hayen Chistenson (Anikin Skywalker) 2.Orlando Bloom 3. Rupert Grint 4. Jesse McCarthney (prob spelled wrong) 5. Jhonny Depp, eventhough he's older
Top Five Insturmnets 1. Clarinet 2. Keyboard/piano 3. Flute 4. Saxamaphone (don't ask) 5. Trumpet
Top Five Dæmon Forms 1.Dragon 2.Hawk 3. Cat 4. Otter 5. Fox
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KK
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Kili, changeling no more.
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Post by KK on May 3, 2005 19:00:55 GMT -5
Top five best smileys on the forum. 1. ;D 2. 3. 4. 5. Kili's top five forms! 1. Squeopard! (squirrel/black leopard cross) 2. Panther 3. Disneyesque squirrel with an afro 4. Ermineish squirrel 5. Lutari (http://images.neopets.com/pets/happy/lutari_green_baby.gif)
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Alexei & Kryii
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Post by Alexei & Kryii on May 4, 2005 20:07:28 GMT -5
Top Five things to do with your money after you die:
5: After carefully ensuring that your fourtune consist entirely of pennies, request that your family members take whatever they can carry, but stipulate they may only make one trip and may only use their own body (including clothing, excluding purses, backpacks, etc.) 4: Make it like a name puzzel: The £ go to the person who is the child of the person born eight years apart from this parent's sibling... etc. 3:Will one penny to every person you can think of, including greats like Margaret Thatcher, Tommey Lee Jones, etc. If you have extra pennies, start giving a cent to every charity you can think of. 2:Give half of your fortune to one political organiztion; give the other half to the first organization's sworn enemy. (Think NRA and an Anti-Gun Lobby)
And the #1 thing to do with money in your will is
Insist the sum total be exchanged for gumballs, which must then be used in place of sand to fill your grave.
The Top Five weirdest stipulations to include in your will: 5: "Bury me with a case of Viagra. Maybe I can bribe my way into Heaven" 4: "Place me in my coffin nude, except for a ten galleon hat to be placed on my... ... ... ... feet." (HA! I know what you all were thinking!!!) 3: "I want my eulogy recited backwards. In Ancient Egyptian. By an Elizabeth Taylor Look-a-like." 2: "Remove my head, stuff it, and have it placed in my hunting lodge, directly over the fireplace." (For an added twist, give this lodge you your brother-in-law, an ardant member of Greenpeace.) 1: "I want the mourners at my funeral to dress like clowns, and weard butter-tubes for shoes."
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Post by Annie on May 5, 2005 14:32:10 GMT -5
I know a girl who wants a mosh pit at her funeral. o.O
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