The funny moments board!

[KK]

Like the title says, this is a board for posting the funny things that have happened at school, home or anywhere. I'll start with a couple that happened at school.

Well, we were going to have our first ever school dance, so it was on everyone's mind. When you're in sixth grade, peoples minds are more on whether the music will be good than who to ask out, but people will do anything when given the right motive.

So, anyway, my friend Cameron (he's a guy) was sitting with me at lunch, and talking to Jonathan and Jake, the two boys at the table next to us. Cameron's mom packs him a sucky lunch every day, so he's desperate for good food. Jake offered him some fruit snacks if Cameron asked me to the dance, so he immediately turned around and asked me. Then Jonathan hopped out of his seat and screamed that Cameron had asked me to the dance, and the entire room exploded in laughter. Jonathan almost choked because Cameron's expression and unitelligible babblings were so funny.

So there you go. The story of a guy who traded his last remaining scrap of dignity for some fruit snacks (which he only got three of).

[WanderIntoTheSky]

Hmmm, let me see, oh yeah. Last month, a bunch of guys were on the bus going to another school. So we were going along and someone had to do something stupid. I'm not even sure what it was that happened. All I know is that pretty soon a bottle of Nesquik came flying in through an open window and it went everywhere. On the way back to school we had to stop at a gas station and clean it up.

Another thing that happened recently was; a kid I know pretty well threw a sandwich at the ceiling of the lunch room and it stuck there. He got suspended three days for it. The school just left it there for four weeks without scraping it off though.

[StephXZed]

OMFG, that's great, KK.

[Alexei & Kryii]

Does getting slapped when I said I believed the father of a child should, at the least, be able to give his opinion as to wether or not an abortion occurs count? After all, he has to pay child support if the girl decides to keep the kid, but if she don't want it, he has no rights to say otherwise? Or to say "look, I don't want this kid!"?

And please, this nonsense about "it's the woman's body and the woman's choice." You chose to drop your panties, babe. You'd expect the man to take responsibility (at lesat in $ or £) after the kid is born. Fine. The father, after all, did do something. That means the fate of the kid, in any matter, is his responsibilty, or at least, he has the right to defend himself when his parental rights are threatened.

Obviously, rapists should recieve no rights--the act voids it, IMO. If the woman's life is in serious danger, then her choice, and her doctor's, should come first. But before that happens, the man should be allowed to agree or disagree, for principle, at least.

But when a guy is expected to take "full responsibilty for his actions," then he has the right--and the responsibilty--to help make choices that affect the child until such time as he willingly voids his right to do so, or has his rights removed by law (for wahtever reason).

I'm not saying "no" to abortion. I'm just saying if a girl has a child and demands the father help support it ("After all, it is his child!"), he had better have had a say in wether or not the child is born. Otherwise, it is presupposed that the mother is the most important provider for the child, no matter what.

And then, what happens to single fathers? Or couples who adopt--after all, it isn't their baby, is it? Or Gay couples?

=P

Wow. I didn't mean to do that here. I'm sorry. This is funny moments. I suppose Ghost's thread has me ticked off.

On another note, I'll tangent like this in the middle of class and hol;d up everything until I am done. ;D Not just philosophy or government or history, either. I s'pose that's funny?

[KK]

mairead said:

We ended up discussing whether or not dolphins have recreational sex in our english lesson the other day. don't ask how we got onto the topic.

My class had an overnight trip to the zoo, and we got to sleep in the manatee exhibit. When we got there, the manatees (both guys), looked like they were "having fun". My friend got some footage of it with his video camera.

[Matt and Areus]

Oh! Have I got a good one! Well I was at church see, and I was sitting next to my friend. Then his mom came and sat next to me, so I got up so I could switch places with Matthew (my friend) and ,completely unintentionally, farted right in HIS FACE! ;D HA! HA! HA! It was priceless. You should have seen the look on his face! Oh yeah, It smelt bad too!

Gross...

[Leah]

All my funny stories start at Taco Bell. This one time, me and my friend Casey were eating there, and I was making a huge mess because I can't eat tacos all neat and perfect. Anyway, a janitor came up to us, and I didn't notice, so Casey says, move your feet so the cleaner lady can clean your big mess! I think, wait a minute... and look at the name tag. It says "David". Casey saw it too, and we just stared at each other for the eternity it seemed to take for David to move away from our table.

There was another time there that these two old guys were having a deep conversation about uteruses.

[KK]

Also (I can't believe I forgot this one), something else happened to Cameron on the same day as the incident in my first post.

We were at recess, and Cameron was sitting on this tall climby thing. Then, Joey stole his shoes, so Cameron couldn't get down without messing up his socks. Then Joey and Isaac took brooms (which were in the toy shed for some reason), and started sweeping up dirt into big clouds. Then, Joey found some orange traffic cones and placed them around the climbing thing, then said that he and Isaac were the "janitors" and that no one could enter or exit the orange cones. I tried to steal a couple of the cones, and they ran after me screaming, "SHOPLIFTER!" at the top of their lungs.

My school is weird.

Also, we were having our post-play party tonight, and Thomas came up to me and said, "I lost it all over the floor." I take that to mean he puked. It was just so random.

EDIT: Oh, duh, how could I forget this? My class was presenting our play to the preschoolers, and we were all standing around backstage while our teacher went out and told all the little kids that it was just a play and not real. I'll quote the conversation (my teacher's name is John).

John: Hi kids!
Preschoolers (in unison): Hi John!
John: Now, you're going to see a play that this class has worked very hard on! Remember, it's all pretend! You'll get to see them dressed as pirates, and ship's captains, and Pigaloos!
Preschoolers (in unison again): Yay!

Backstage, we were all trying our hardest to keep from laughing, the little kids were just so funny. It was like they'd rehearsed their responses or something.

[emily]

Most of my humourous moments are too raunchy/offensive to post. Poop in a hat.

There was this one time where a veteran was giving a speech, and I have very low self-control, and at one point he said something like, 'I mean, I've seen some people with INCREDIBLE RACKS,' and I burst out laughing. And I apologized, but he still yelled at me. And then I was 'that girl who laughs at war heroes and is going staight to hell' for maybe a month and a half. But, in my defense, he said 'incredible rack.'

Ahee hee, last October I went to the Franz Ferdinand concert at the Docks, which is liscensed so it was pretty much me, my closest friends, and 2000 very drunk and occaisonally very high people. We got lots of beer spilled on us. But anyway, horrible moist valerie showed up, and I'd brought my friend, Jem, who isn't exactly an extrovert, and she came over to this lovely boy who she'd never met and yelled, 'YOU HAVE REALLY PERKY NIPPLES,' and proceeded to tweak 'em. Stunned silences are lurvely, no?

And then later this drunk old man tried to kiss him or something, too. Me, being the supportive friend I am, laughed.

[Zoe 'n' Calosta]

Well my friend's parents had gone on hols and left her to look after the house, she's 16, so of course we had a house party. Another friend of mine Charelle, downed a bottle of vodka in 5 minutes while we all just gaped at her and then she stood up, perfectly fine, walked to the basement stairs (there's a living room in the basement) and just fell flat on her face on the stairs and slid all the way to the bottom! That was priceless. Then she tried to fold the washing and started screaming like a banshee and crying 'cos someone hadn't folded the towels right! O.O

My turn! Today actually, in physics, Zoe and her friends were laughing senselessly over nothing really and Zoe was doing an impression of a school visitor talking about bullying who had a totally screwed-up lip when the teacher came up behind her and called her work rubbish. So Zoe went 'Well I haven't even got a ruler! Damn schoolboard, no wonder my work's rubbish.' You had to be there, the whole class burst out laughing. This teacher is a total ditz so she just told Zoe they didn't have any rulers left and sat down. I quote my human O.O

[emily]

Today I tried to convince everyone that frogs don't have eyes. I was surprisingly successful.

me: Hey, did you know frogs haven't got eyes?
lex: What? Yes they do!
me: No, they don't. It's a science fact.
lex: Noooo, then how do they see?
me: Sonar. Duh.
lex: Then what are those bulgy things on their heads?
me: ... Just bulgy things.
lex: Oh. I totally didn't know that.

I had a laugh, anyway.

[Annie]

In the seventh grade I had this weird english teacher. I mean, he had no idea what was going on in the class. Well, one day in this class this boy named Jacob brought one of those pig-things. You know, you get those little plastic animals and when you squeeze them poop comes out. Yeah. One of those. It was a pig. Yes, so he went about pulling the poop out. Then he threw it onto the ceiling. The whole class had a fit. Then he was standing on a chair under it and saying 'I'll give someone a dollar if you can get it off' The poop is still there to this very day. o.o

[t o n i + r i n t o]

Last week in History class the teacher mentioned amoebas (I can't remember why. But he always deviates off the subject) and my friend Jade asked me what an amoeba was. I told her it was the scientific name for a woolly mammoth and she just said,"Oh. Ok," then continued with her work.

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Toni said:

Last week in History class the teacher mentioned amoebas (I can't remember why. But he always deviates off the subject) and my friend Jade asked me what an amoeba was. I told her it was the scientific name for a woolly mammoth and she just said,"Oh. Ok," then continued with her work.

XDDD That is great. I won't forget that...is she gulible? I have a friend whose like that. but we've duped her so many times,shes skeptical /most/ of the time.

[t o n i + r i n t o]

She's not usually gullible. I think it's because Mr. Moor said something like,"well, Mr. Tucker's been here since the first amoeba appeared on Earth!" and he COULD have meant woolly mammoth. I dunno. I didn't laugh or anything when I told her, I just kept a straight face. I normally burst out laughing when I try and fool someone. XD