KK
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Kili, changeling no more.
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Post by KK on Apr 16, 2005 7:38:52 GMT -5
Here's another!
*after watching 3 straight hours of tv*
My little sister: Did you like everything you watched today?
Kili: Yeah, I liked the cartoons, the movie, and the commercial with the little robot dude voiced by Snape.
(he was refferring to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trailer)
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Post by Zoe 'n' Calosta on Apr 16, 2005 14:39:13 GMT -5
Cal says a lot of things I think would be great qutes but then I forget them I'm always witty darling, it would take a whole book to record my daily comments.See? See what I mean? Sarcasm!
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Vicky
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Daemon: Aurora, 32 flavours and then some.
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Post by Vicky on Apr 16, 2005 20:11:04 GMT -5
I have one now, I have one! We have this... weird noise in the kitchen, nobody knows what it is. It sounds like a clicking, pecking thing. So Aurora said... "It's a ghost woodpecker." After I stopped laughing, I realized that's the best explaination anyone has come up with... So now that's what I'm telling people, and it's catching on.
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KK
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Kili, changeling no more.
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Post by KK on Apr 17, 2005 8:15:19 GMT -5
The other day I was walking the dog and Kili was playing around and he started running around in the street.
Me: Get back here! You're gonna get hit by a car!
Kili: Are you kidding? This is fun! Fun fun fun!
*a car drives right through him*
Me: Told ya.
Kili: Hey, that was fun too!
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Post by Annie on Apr 17, 2005 12:03:53 GMT -5
'I know you like the 'special seasonings' dear, but please take them /out/ of the package first.'
He said that just now. I got a slice of pizza out of the fridge and turned around to find one of those little, square seasoning packets hanging on for dear life. He showed me the look on my face. Hard to describe, but it was priceless.
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Post by Tatl & Valian on Apr 17, 2005 12:38:57 GMT -5
Me: Get back here! You're gonna get hit by a car! Kili: Are you kidding? This is fun! Fun fun fun! *a car drives right through him* Me: Told ya. Kili: Hey, that was fun too! XD XD XD XD I seriously lol'd at that.
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Post by cock of teh walk on Apr 22, 2005 19:12:13 GMT -5
( we were laughing about something, i think this was when one of my friends got fired from Tim Hortons for calling customers 'douchebags'. HA! )
Me:*something i cant remember followed by obscenely loud laughter on my part* Him: AHaha..aa..yeah.. you know what, you uh you took that joke a little far there.*appraising face* Maybe you better ah, sit the next few jokes out eh? Me: *stunned silence* Both; *Horrible falling all over the place racous laughter*
hahaha!oh man i was NOT expecting that. MMmmmm clever boy.
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KK
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Kili, changeling no more.
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Post by KK on Apr 22, 2005 20:21:56 GMT -5
Man, Kili says waaaay to many funny things, and I just have to post them all here.
While I was riding my bike and he was running next to me, dodging cars and stuff.
Kili: Look, I'm gonna jump this truck! Ready? *slams into back of truck* Owwwwww....
Oh, and I was reading a book one time, and Kili randomly shouted, "MAKE OUT!" It was pretty funny, but I still don't know why he said it. The book wasn't even romantic.
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Post by Zoe 'n' Calosta on Apr 23, 2005 13:52:25 GMT -5
Ha! Cal's just sarcastic. He's too witty to be childish Oh god, you want me to be childish?I'm in a childish mood! I want a little immature daemon! *Becomes Pikachu* immature enough?Hehe, yeah.
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Zen
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changeling + magpie
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Post by Zen on Apr 28, 2005 17:23:09 GMT -5
We were discussing the loads of unfinished work I have the other day.
Z: Do you think this whole mess is... actually an issue? Like a disorder? F: Yeah, I believe the medical term is 'not giving a fuck'.
Heh. Excuse my profanity to anyone offended. *I* found it hilarious.
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Alexei & Kryii
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[Corleone]Whiskas? I don't need no stinkin' Whiskas.[/Corleone]
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Post by Alexei & Kryii on May 2, 2005 16:46:55 GMT -5
I began taunting Kryii-babeh about her accent shift. She glared at me, grinned, and said "Boy Howdy." But...
It was in her Oxford accent. It sounded... well, it was unexpected, we'll say.
That, and when one of the dogs decides to lay down where Kryii has been, she gets unhappy and curses them. Vehemantly and with an elegance and vocabualry I could not hope to duplicate. Sometimes, I have to look up words she uses.
Sometimes, they aren't even in there...
edit: We were watching part of the Godfather, and the quote under her picture was here when I was teasing her with a small bag of "Whiskas" that came in the mail. She got this Don Corleone accent and did the "badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" farce. It was punny to the point it pwned.
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Post by |3200k1 on May 5, 2005 20:45:55 GMT -5
Ok this is from a few minutes ago....Keep in mind that I just had a butt-load of coffee....
Me (just got a new pin-strip hat like a reporter): Hey...I look like a reporter...I wish I had a press badge.....lmao... that would make me a badger...badger-badger.... Nymmi-No, I'M a badger *turned into a badger* QUACK!
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Post by Zoe 'n' Calosta on May 6, 2005 9:24:33 GMT -5
Lol whered did you get a hat like that from? Me and Cal actually have a convo in a notepad window but it's on my laptop and I can't be bothered to go and get it. Hey it's a Friday! And I just had physics, blurgh. Anywho...Cal sometimes calls me Dear and I hate it with a passion, it makes us sound like an old married couple. Well we were talking and he was really frustraing me and then to get him back I called him Dear back and he just smirked and said 'touche my dear' Idiot daemon
Hey! She made up a stupid word. Nickie instead of nickname! Crap I tell you! Crap!
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Post by |3200k1 on May 6, 2005 12:28:47 GMT -5
Lol whered did you get a hat like that from?! Okay,don't shoot me, I swear I don't shop there...but we got it at Deb while looking for a friends present.
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KK
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Kili, changeling no more.
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Post by KK on May 6, 2005 14:49:50 GMT -5
I was just sitting around at school and Kili said this.
Kili: If you were gay I'd be a girl! *gets big anime eyes and long eyelashes* I'm pretty! I'm pretty!
It was just so random.
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