Sil and Veil
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"I'm not frigging Bambi you know."-Veil
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Post by Sil and Veil on Mar 30, 2005 11:54:09 GMT -5
As the title says. What is the funniest thing your daemon has ever said to you? I can't recall what we were discussing yesterday, but Veil said "I'm not frigging Bambi you know." I just started cracking up.
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KK
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Kili, changeling no more.
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Post by KK on Mar 30, 2005 13:37:30 GMT -5
He's said a lot of funny things. Like, "That water must be spiked or something because they're acting all weird." That was a reference to a commercial, so it's kind of not funny unless you know the commercial he's talking about.
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Post by |3200k1 on Mar 30, 2005 13:40:42 GMT -5
:-\ We have an inside joke about "Doggie Style!" I forgot what it was about now...but....lol. Now it's just a random thing he does out of no where.
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Post by Tatl & Valian on Mar 30, 2005 20:34:00 GMT -5
"Welcome to Gay Town! Population: Gay People!"
It was just so random. XD
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Post by SNL_Ali on Mar 30, 2005 20:36:15 GMT -5
"its hard to be sorry when you have the EMOTIONAL CAPACITY OF A RIVER TROUT!!!" ~ At a certain someone we know
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Post by Zoe 'n' Calosta on Mar 31, 2005 7:54:56 GMT -5
Cal says a lot of random, darcastic comments. Apparently only I find them funny but *shrugs* I can't really remember what we were doing, I think I was whining about being hideous and unloved and he just said, really calmly, "Zoe it is your hormones and if you don't shut up now I will poke you repeatedly with a cocktail stick," that shut me up.
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Post by Sayuri & Alla on Mar 31, 2005 21:59:51 GMT -5
Sayuri: Some gay people have girlfriends, you know.
Alla: Yup. They're called lesbians.
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Post by |3200k1 on Mar 31, 2005 22:37:37 GMT -5
Sayuri: Some gay people have girlfriends, you know. Alla: Yup. They're called lesbians. lmao!! !I lol-ed at that one. People were talking about bi people today in class and I said "Yeah,so? Whats wrong with bi people? My boyfriends dating one." And then it went silent for a minute before one guy (hes great!!) started laughing out loud and turned blue. |
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Sil and Veil
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"I'm not frigging Bambi you know."-Veil
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Post by Sil and Veil on Apr 1, 2005 13:38:08 GMT -5
*laughs* That's funny Rhy. Must have been confusing for people too.
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Post by Tyrannus et Callida on Apr 1, 2005 19:02:38 GMT -5
lmao!! !I lol-ed at that one. People were talking about bi people today in class and I said "Yeah,so? Whats wrong with bi people? My boyfriends dating one." And then it went silent for a minute before one guy (hes great!!) started laughing out loud and turned blue. roflmfao, etc., etc., etc. |
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Post by Monkey and Bellanei on Apr 3, 2005 9:26:21 GMT -5
"You may be scrawny, and you may be weak, but you are not a whiny communist!"
There's more, just I can't remember them.
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KK
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Kili, changeling no more.
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Post by KK on Apr 3, 2005 9:29:13 GMT -5
One time I was talking to my friend on IM and she said she had to go and finish some homework before bed. Kili took over me for a second and typed, 'Finish that homework or I'll...poke you with a large stick!'
It was pretty funny. Oh, and in the museum the other day we saw this mastadon leg bone. Next to it was written, "What can bones tell us?" Kili looked at the bone and said, "That mastadons were really big."
EDIT: Oh, and last night he said something pretty funny.
"Let's add this to the list of memories that will haunt us forever. It'll go right in between sitting at the green table in first grade and the "incident" in third grade. Actually, no. I'll put it next to the montage of getting caught picking your nose when you were little."
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Post by Tatl & Valian on Apr 4, 2005 15:41:22 GMT -5
Well, more like a conversation-
Me: *notices he's a Spongmonkey* Hey, why aren't you singing?
Vaj: *in really earsplitting, funny voice* Oh, that's cuz we're going on tour.
*other Spongmonkey pops up besides him*
Spongmonkey: I'm his backup, Musky!
Vaj: And I'm the singer, Shusky!
Both: And we're....DA SUPERMONKEYS! *guitar riff*
Vaj: *Turns into chinchilla* Alright, I'm done.
XD
Note:http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ <-Spongmonkeys. Warning: May cause seizures in small children.
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Post by |3200k1 on Apr 4, 2005 16:43:31 GMT -5
lmao!!! I haven't seen that before!!! But around here spongemonkeys are in a commercial for a sub chain called Quiznos. I donno if they have it anywhere else but....lmao. If Nemith turned into that, then I would finally disown him.  ; Those things are like pug dogs or shar peis- so ugly they're cute. What if your daemon settled as that? ; Oddnezz |
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Post by Annie on Apr 4, 2005 21:07:53 GMT -5
If Rho became one of those things, first I would murder him, then I would stuff him with marshmellows.
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; Those things are like pug dogs or shar peis- so ugly they're cute. What if your daemon settled as that? 