Sinead and Jax
rising dæmian
I less than three my Crackerjack <3
Posts: 38
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Post by Sinead and Jax on Oct 26, 2006 13:54:40 GMT -5
I wrote an essay for English on Tuesday about why stupid people should just all be neutered so they can't breed and pass their stupidity on to their offspring. I used a couple of quotes from here. xD
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Post by Emma and Jade on Oct 26, 2006 14:07:42 GMT -5
Related to Spi's comment: I once convinced people in elementary school that the ham was actually slices of tires dyed pink. XD It was great.
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Post by Ash and Jak on Oct 26, 2006 14:16:17 GMT -5
My sister: Ashleigh...was That 70's show actually filmed in the seventies?
My mother: So..how was the fourth Harry Potter? I hear it was a lot darker then the first three. Sister: Yeah it was, most of it was filmed at night.
Me (upon seeing a friend's visitor pass): Visitor? To where? To earth?
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emily
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.give up! the rocking boats drowned, the captain is done
Posts: 166
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Post by emily on Oct 26, 2006 17:02:15 GMT -5
Brooke, you should, um, teleport to our strip tea party! Though, I am going to dash all of your hopes right now: I won't be posting pictures.
SO SORRY.
Hehe. Moose. Mousse. Dyed tires. You guys are awesome.
Here is something I found funny:
everyone: man, j will believe anything. j: shut up! I'm not that bad. everyone: [lists series of ridiculous things j has believed] j: goddamnit! now i've just learned to never trust you guys AGAIN. c: hey, on a related note, i've got webbed feet. j: really? c: yeah. j: like, are you lying? c: no. j: waaaaaait, i get it, you are lying! c: no, I'm not. j: YES YOU ARE. c: no, i'm seriously not. j: there's no way you're not lying. we were just talking about how gullible I am! c: [shows how his toes were ACTUALLY fused when he was born] j: I HATE YOU GUYS.
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Post by Matt and Areus on Oct 28, 2006 21:56:42 GMT -5
*Watching previews to a movie.*
Person sitting behind us: What does Apocolypto mean? Other Person: Apocolypse? Other Other Person: Oh, wait! That's when the sun is blocked out by the moon!
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Post by Matt and Areus on Oct 29, 2006 14:44:06 GMT -5
*Driving home from church I notice a sign stating*
S&M FAMILY OUTLET!
*I might have posted this before, and if so, I spologize.*
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Post by Emma and Jade on Oct 29, 2006 15:16:31 GMT -5
*guy at zoo looking at meerkat* GUY: Wow, that's one cute beaver. OMG! He ACTUALLY thought a meerkat was a beaver? Didn't he find it at all wierd that the so called 'beaver' wasn't making a dam in a small lake?! XD
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akandkouroh
rising dæmian
"Settlers roasting on an open fire..."
Posts: 21
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Post by akandkouroh on Oct 29, 2006 18:11:36 GMT -5
Last year, in my math class, this guy really didn't like this other guy. Guy #1, when Guy #2 said something like "This is stupid", said "YOU'RE stupid!" So, in class one day: Guy #2: This (assignment) is hard... Guy #1: YOU'RE-- uh... *trails off awkwardly* As we got to Flagstaff on a choral trip: The guy I like: Is this Flagstaff? It doesn't LOOK like Flagstaff... I should have said, "Have you ever BEEN to Flagstaff?" XD It was funny, though. Then, in graphic design... though this is more of a "stupid things people do" one(I may've posted it on the other forum somewhere): I was annoyed because the teacher wouldn't accept a partly-done assignment, and I had a sudden urge to snap my pencil in half. So I did. The girl sitting nearish me(she's... uh... not very bright, to make an understatement) was all, "OHMYGOD! Now I'm scared! " And I think she was SERIOUS. I tried to stop myself, but I couldn't help but laugh. I think it just made her think I'm crazy or something, because when I was walking to class one day, I heard a voice much like hers say: "She broke a pencil, she'd probably break my ARM!"
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Jory and Mew
rising dæmian
Jory the Tonkgirl and Mew the pigeonrat
Posts: 69
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Post by Jory and Mew on Oct 30, 2006 0:51:47 GMT -5
There was a huntsman (a large and mostly harmless but very scary Australian spider) on my chair, so mum carried the whole chair outside. I was trying to prise it off...
Me: >_> <_< >_> !! *picks up one of those laundry spray-bottles* *sprays huntsman* Spider: *doesn't move* Me: Hmm. >_> <_< >_> !! *picks up a stick* *pokes huntsman* Spider: *doesn't move* Me: ARGH! I KNOW YOU'RE NOT DEAD! I SAW YOU MOVE! *hits with sandal* *just misses* Spider: *doesn't move* Me: *narrows eyes* You're one dumb spider. Dad: *sitting watching idly* Yes, dear, the SPIDER is the dumb one. *raises eyebrow*
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Leah
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Bo-atalin-Fenrealissutanialo
Posts: 119
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Post by Leah on Oct 31, 2006 15:45:25 GMT -5
Guy in my class: Y'all gotta come up to my crib later. Stupid kid: *gape* *stupid laugh* YOU STILL HAVE A CRIB? HEY GUYS, JAWAUN STILL SLEEPS IN A CRIB. Everyone: ...
Same stupid kid: Is that a /real/ plate? Another guy in my class: No Danny, I painted the air.
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Post by Monkey and Bellanei on Oct 31, 2006 17:25:26 GMT -5
At the zoo, a lion grabbed a bird, killed it and ate it. Reactions: Woman: How can they let the lion do such a evil thing?
Young Girl: What is the tiger doing, mommy? Her Mother: I'll explain later.
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Jory and Mew
rising dæmian
Jory the Tonkgirl and Mew the pigeonrat
Posts: 69
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Post by Jory and Mew on Oct 31, 2006 21:31:30 GMT -5
My sister: *runs into the room* Dad says he'll take us to the park! Me: OMGWTFBBQ! (I literally said, "Oh my God, what the fluke, barbecue!" to my sister xDDD)
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Post by jackabee on Nov 1, 2006 0:40:18 GMT -5
I offered my friend some popcorn before the movie, for the umpteenth time B: No I don't want to drink any of your popcorn!!
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Post by ddddyyyy on Aug 11, 2009 2:31:17 GMT -5
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