Stupid/Weird/Funny things people have said

[Monkey and Bellanei]

And you can't quote anyone on the forums. And try not to use people's names. >.> And I hope this is allowed.

Some from my 9th grade Health class...

Teacher: People who say they're bisexual are only bi until they go out with someone, then they become either heterosexual or homosexual from then on.

Teacher: AIDS is treated with herbs only.

Teacher: All STDs can kill you.

Teacher: Marijuna can kill you and those around you by overdosing. (note: it is impossible to overdoes on marijuna. Don't ask me how I know that.)

Student: Well, I believe you go to hell if you're gay.
*later*
Same Student: You're born gay.

Others in other classes:
*looks at book I'm reading called "The Killer Angels"*
Student: That's stupid. Angels can't kill people.

[Steveh]

All random things people said that amused me, adn to be edited and added on to:


Random Kid on the bus: A gay baby's born everytime there's an awkward silence.

Kid in Gym Class: I Can't participate in gym class today because a man possesed my brain, and I have to go into the girls locker room.

-heard random snippet of a conversation- Random person at a lunch table: And he was all like I have a hole in my ass oh no!

Random student: Somebody shot the sky and its bloods everywhere. -sloshes through muddy hall-

Random Friend: Did you get analraped by a kitty our something?

[fivebyfive]

The other day I went into Walgreens to get some Excedrine, and overheard this conversation:

Customer, to worker: Do you sell over-the-counter medication here?
Worker: Uh... what kind of medication?
Customer: Over-the-counter.
Worker: *blinks* ...Uh... For WHAT?
Customer: Allergies.

Keep in mind that we were IN A DRUG STORE. XD And the guy was totally serious... He must not have known what "over-the-counter" means.

And wow, Drew, your health teacher was dumb. XD

[Jory and Mew]

Me: *finishes a tirade about the overuse of rats in English phrases*
Sister: *comes in from outside* *drops a glass* RATS!

(She hadn't heard me either. I was mystified for a moment, then started laughing so hard that I hurt my side. xDDD)

[Mie]

Overheard in the checkout line at RiteAid last weekend..

Girl A: I wouldn't wanna go swimming in South America.
Girl B: Why not?
Girl A: There's piranhas everywhere down there.
Girl B: What does that have to do with swimming?
Girl A: They'll bite you, they're carnivorous fish.
Girl B: A piranha's not a fish.
Girl A: What're you talking about? Yes it is.
Girl B: Then why does it have leaves?
Girl A: Piranhas don't have leaves. They're fish. They've got really sharp teeth and they eat almost anything.
Girl B: Then why do they have leaves in Mario Kart?
Girl A: Do you seriously think a piranha is a plant?
Girl B: Look, I'm an oceanography major, and I can tell you for a fact that a piranha is a plant.

[Alyx + Cap]

XDD Someone actually thought a piranha was a plant? x_O

[Mie]

Yes. :l It made me lose hope in humanity.

[⅓]

I'm disturbed by the "I'm an oceanography major" part of that.

[Matt and Areus]

It seems like she was joking... I think... I pull my friends legs like that all the time. >>;

[Mie]

She sure didn't seem like she was joking. She looked like she was ready to start an argument with that other girl.

[Matt and Areus]

Oh wow... Well, I'm sure she feels very stupid about it now that she knows she almost made a big scene when she was so obviously wrong. I can't remember the last time I said something like that and almost argued it to the death, but the next time I do I'll be sure to post it. >>;

My Mom trying to remember something: I should pay you for every A you don't get!

[Firey]

Student: "So and so" is sick.
Teacher: Oh, really? What is he sick with?
Student: Sick of school.
Everyone else: xDDDD

[Spiral Sun]

mie said:

She sure didn't seem like she was joking. She looked like she was ready to start an argument with that other girl.

But that makes it all the more convincing :3 Such as:

::we just finished acids & bases in year 10 science::
Me: Did you know that water is acidic?
Girl: o.o Really?
Me: Yeah! Some people are allergic to it's acidity and so they have to be really careful in rain! You know that's why rain is called 'acid rain,' don't you? That's when it rains heavily- more water = more acid!
Girl: *nodding head in agreement* o.o I better be careful then!
Other girl: ._.;; Really?
Girl: *turns to other girl* Yeah! It's like... like when you eat- that water in your stomach is really acid-y.
Me: *nods very seriously* That stomach water has added acid so it makes the water more acidic than usual.
Other girl: ...you're lying aren't you.
Me: ::rolls eyes:: just goes to show how much attention she pays in class ._.
Girl: what are you talking about?

I overheard two Christian year 12's sitting in the library.
Girl A: Have you read Anne Frank's Diary?
Girl B: Yeah! It was really good, Anne was such a good Christian.
Girl A: Yeah! She's a real role model for all Christians! She's so good a moralistic (and they rambled off all these reasons why she was a good Christian through her actions).

Me: 0.0;;

[Matt and Areus]

...Were those poeple serious Spiral?! Now THAT makes me lose hope in humanity! Or at least religion. -_-;

[Winger]

'Moralistic' isn't even actually a compliment XD It implies being picky to the point of being a snob.

I know many a time when the 'ur m0m' joke has gone...wrong.

Someone: So what do you want to do?
Someone else: *Absently* Your mum.
Someone: 00
Someone else: ...crap.